Life sucks, Deal with It

2008-12-13T22:42:00.001-08:00

this is called a headspin beanie i think.looks nice huh.

hey guys,i promised pictures yea!so well here they are.in no ranking of imptance.cos they all are equally impt!=d

Wilin,Dean,Rasey,Lionel.SK2!

Sk2 SAKAE SUSHI!

Sk2 Half Lot.

Full Coach Team!Kristy Bong!APD AND PD!

Crazy People!Iag2.=D

hmmm,looks wrong huh,vacumn!(DONT think wrong)

theresa,rasey,dean,hannah!and the crazy guy behind is my bro.SEAN!

2008-12-13T22:38:00.000-08:00

TEACH AND LEARN!

OPTICAL AND ILLUSION

ME AND YOU

GOOD AND EVIL

YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW : A BIRD IN THE BUSH!
BUT YOU FAILED TO SEE THE WORD THE THE TWO TIMES!!!

NOW READ THIS:
Count every 'F ' in the following text:FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
HOW MANY F'S DID YOU SEE ? THREE IS NORMAL ! FOUR IS RARE! SIX IS A GENIUS!!!!!!
LOOK CAREFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUR BRAIN CANT PROCESS OF SO WE DIDNT COUNT IT!

READ THIS:
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
:) HEH SPELLING IS NOT IMP ANYMORE!!!

haha that was totally random,hope it entertained you for like 5 minutes.congrats you just wasted five minutes of your life.lols.

No One reads my blog,but i don giva shit

2008-12-10T23:20:00.000-08:00

Don't know how to start,but sure tht the word I is not gonna be used.hmm.pass eight nine day has really been tough.you all are not sure what coaching is,but im still too tired to explain

hmm,at a lost as to what to say now.blogging is tough,im sure of that.maintaining it is even worst.argh.sk2 and iag1 and 2 were superb fun,but at the same time,although was spending time with the coaching,none were spent with my school friends.so it was like coming back to a totally new environment.haha,and the muhd bros,joey sean,whos is m realy brother as well,and zhongyi.all naughty assholes.haha!underae still want do this!haha,but we are all guilty as well.hmm!its almost evry night of iag 2 that we did it.argh,vomited on the first day.so much.four servings.dam.haha.just realised that things look different to me nowadays,like they are viewed by at a different angle.hmm so interesting,what coaching can do.and congrats to rasey for becoming a coach!you really deserved it la.didnt pass my though.haha ,but who cares.its not for the money.its bout the passion.so rasey,if you're reading this,grats,and stop thinking too much!just treat me when you get your first pay,and my first 400 will be shared with you as well,dinner's on me then!:Dhaha!

coaching rawks.jj,joey,zhongyi,max,sean,kristy,wilin,amelia,donovan,amelia,emilyn,and soo much more!love this guys.they seriously made a change in my life,so a big thank you!

haha and specially thank you to joey,all three camps you were there for me!thanks gay buddy!haha!he was the one who teached me beatboxing.=)love him alot,(note:i aint gay

pictures>>muhd brothers.haha

fyi,we were sitting outside some twenty four hour prata shop.ON THE DAMN ROAD.see that my eyes are almost closing alr.=)all super shagg

spastic face i know.

dean,joey,zhongyi,sean.Muhd Bruthers.(relac one corner.)

wondering how come the two one the left look so shagg while the two on the right like happy tree friends.me and joey did two back to back camps.thats why.

coaches from akltg,(mainly iag2)=)
Gorgeous girls at the back,dunno why they hide there ahaha!

ahh,thats all for now la..haha

2008-11-29T22:38:00.001-08:00

hey guys!sorry i haen't been posting lately,butttt.well,im still tired!i did iag1 and im up for sk2 like TMW!haha so i wanna rest,i tell you all bout it nxt time yes?
hahha!with photos!=D
byebye.=D

2008-11-21T04:07:00.000-08:00

yo dean can u see this? it sy and i pwned him in minesweeper like how i did to ya ass XD.
hes sucha noob xD look at second pic see where he bombed i made the line thing. but i accidentally click on the square i also highlight in the econd pic xD.
so i gave it to him if nt it would be 26-9.
its alright sy rest in peace =D

2008-11-19T16:28:00.001-08:00

DARREN IM SORRY DUDE!omg,i so fucking miss bboy and friends.hai.=''(
im really lonely this few days,and,i feel so helpless la.darren seriously.once i find a way to get a sim,i'll message you right away.dude!haix.aye.
went out with audric and yeetiong on tues.because got job,give out flyer.i had to bluff my parents say i got choreo,and tht made me miss the real choreo which was ytd.haix.then tues,we on the way to school(the job was around there),then jibai yeetiong call say the job cancelled.KANANA la bodoh.he late alr then say.wa,then me and audric seriously nothing do,so,go hke there,go void deck.do what we were meant do do there.then wait for yeetiong,talk.lol.i just realised all audric stress about is GIRLS.haha i with him that time,he keep asking me: _______ how sia,she ereally dam chio sia,howhowHOW?!_______!.so just keep thinking up of weird ideas give him lo.but ultimately audric's the pb king,i must say.
aye,dam sian.then after tht,zhaoming came.haha i dont really know who he is.but he looks fierce LOL.then later jibai tiong(LOL.sorry yeetiong)say want go play basketball.then audric and me poor thing have to follow.lol,im a bboy dude,and audric's a slacker dude.want us play bball?!lol!my method is,take the ball.go to the other end of the court.and throwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.audric's style is:run from the ball.LOL!no la joking,for dric i dunno.but i won't play also.see all the pro peeps at hke there.i scared.yeetiong kena pwn by zehao.(someone i don't know either)11-0.sad la yeetiong.time for you to quit bball.
then just keep slacking and slacking,then later songyang came,and then we talk about chalet.LOL.keep talk all the moron stuff.LOL!.oh ya.announcement for chalet.
1:ALL 2I4 ARE SUPPOSED TO GO FOR THE CHALET FOR AT LEAST ONE DAY,ONCE YOU START,YOU CANT STOP.(issn't that Pringles or sth)
2:I MAYBE CAN BRING ALCOHOL,VODKA,WHATEVER, FOR CHALET.SO WHOEVER WANT.FRICKING TAG ME.
alright.so ya,thats all i gotta say.
haha.hmmm.and as for those FUCKERS yesterday,one word.BITCHES.haha awww.noooooooooooo,you think im gonna end it so fast?haha,screw you la.what the fucks a $7crew?Screw Ew.see,rhyme until so nice sia.fuck off la.why,your crew very cheap ah.i one shot buy all of you all,then ask you all disband la,LOl.what want battle,then so guailan.fyi horh.when you want taunt,its best to taunt the weakest person there.not one of the strongest.you noob fags.aiyo,but cannot horh,cos if you want taunt the weakest peeps there you would have to taunt each other!haix,i feel kinda sad for you anyway.haha.$7 crew.LOL.wait.no.i.no.sorry.no.wait.no.screw.no.you.i.you.noobs.so.pls.thank you.no.i..you.pls.go.no.home.you.morons.

Ps:see properly,there's a hidden message you dumb shits.for the $6 crew.OH IM SORRRYYYY.....DID I PUT THE $6CREW?!AHH,,WELL.one dollar no difference la.LOL.k bye kbye.oh ya.scroll down and read darren's post first,i think i write too long alr.=xx

BYE!

2008-11-19T08:17:00.000-08:00

hey dean. hope u talk to me soon man. cos impt. if u haven been reading F F F.
i really needa tell u smth.
haix..

n another thing i wanna tell u n da peeps who wanna know about my life!!!
so today i went to esplanade man. yes with No.9 in ur survey below.
he bought a psp speaker which is like dam loud so next time when we practise it will be dam cool in school! coz my psp got like all the beats =DD
alrite. so we were practicin when a bunch of F-ers came. they ask us battle with em.. then no. 9 got a friend called shawn.. plus one more powermover then 4v4 those effers.

then hor. actually i duwan cos $7 crew was lookin n they are like so much better than us then they look T.T
but i thought to myself.. if i was ever gonna be the best.. i have to take the test T.T
so i decided to join in.
ok let me tell u this. there are four of the enemies. and ill tell u how screwed they are cos THEY ARE DAM SCREWD IN THE BATTLE.
okay first. theres this bad guy ok he wears purple pants so lets call him purple dood.
n let call this 3 other guys erm. Red dood, Black dood and Fat dood.
ok so.
i xplain. there r two rounds for each of us.. so ill say their crapping actions.
its really pissing me off.

first, purple dood was like taunting shawn some normal stuff. then shawn reply back with a dam pro set then after that erm black dood came in. ok black dood is really EFFED UP OKAY. he shakes hand with me, sheng n da powermover then he bluff shake shawn hand then give him the kp hand sign. then starts his noob footwork. then he starts all the footwork. ok heres the stupid part. he suck at footwork, and hes trying to provoke each of us by doin it in front.
so i got pissed and i did my stuff n i bit his n do it better. cos he really DAM gl. n ya they said i pwned em n i believe i did n then red dood came in and bit my tops but i think his tops are like sucks. that was alright. altho it really pissed me off. this guy in red. he aimin shawn the whole time and im like so angry T.T if i ever battle with him again ill seriously smoke him XD.
then here comes the fat dood. he was like walking in then walk in front of our faces then starts his nonsense. he also aim shawn wt_??! really damn asshole sia. then he end in some gay pose i cannot stand it.
then shawn piss then he reply all. normal reaction rite? cos every1 aim him. then the purple dood had a pissed look in his face then he start the routine with the black dood.then the black dood do some noob ass floor work then he bite my set ya i dun mind cos i bite his n then he did some girl action LOL come on its so gay. do u even think ure so pro? u keep on gl-ing cos u see youtube vids n they always gl so u must follow wt-. haix. they are so freaking aggresive when we were like normal la. then keep doing those gl actions, cum shots, uprocks at the three of us.. esp. shawn.(the powermover was their friend)
the shawn dam poor thing sia but i think he is pro=]
he said i was pro too yay!!

ok. then they say cypher(form circle and everyone gets a chance to go in and do their stuff)
let me say this. TRUTH AND NOT LYING. the four of em, THEY KEEP GOING IN N DO THEIR STUFF LOL. never ending. then cos no.9 alr going in the circle. then the fat dood suddenly rock in n do some noob ass stuff pretend nv see sheng. then the shawn wanna help sheng then also rock in.. then the purple dood was like coming out to stop him from moving. then sheng wan walk in again the purple dood block. then block alr then they step back then the purple asshole said he smoked sheng and shawn. whaddacrap? THAT AINT SMOKIN. THATS BLOCKIn. THEN THE BLACK DOOD COME IN N HE TAUNT ALL OF US DUDE CYPHER IS BBOY FRIENDLY U BITCH.
hes nt even doing anything in the circle but he just stops em from going in? what the crap?
ok so ill give a msg to four of em.
sorry for long post X=
PURPLE ASSHOLE:let me tell u smth u sucker. u arent bad for a bboy but u dont just anyhow stop pple from goin in the circle n use the wrong word like SMOKE. cos u dint smoke any1 at all.
FAT BITCH: ure okay but i cant stand u cos u have the same disease like the purple asshole.
TOMATOMAN: bite my signature move... dun just show that u bite a toprock n thats cool. that aint gd enough. u suck bitch.
MOST GL GUY THE BLACK ASSHOLE:yo i hate u. seriously. its like when u suck at ur footwork n u try to taunt everybody thats like no use even in the circle i duno wat shit ure doin n i think ure a loser.
and this whole battle we won. cos i believed so. their moves all suck dammit.haix. first time battle then have to feel so much unhappiness.

HAIX I HATE EM T_TTT_T_T_T_T
i promise ill thrash u if i see u in bboy champz. oh ya and no.9 very cute LOL his backspin pose do u remember dean? n maybe some fuhua peeps would know.
hahahahahahahas.

alrite pls tag ya if ure dean friend ure my friend!!!

hehe what a long post! if u managed to read it here i thank u alot!!! cos ure like sharing my anger!! =DDDD
dont worry ill work hard for u guys who read to the end!

2008-11-16T21:33:00.001-08:00

DARREN YOU FAGGGOT,POST STH!

2008-11-16T19:50:00.000-08:00

airchair Fuckchair

LOL.seriously,there is alotta frigging difference over these two air chairs aye.i just found the fuckchair today,in google,and its also called the airchair,but look at the guy doing the airchair?now thats what i call dope,fresh,sick,whatever.ahh,see guys,thats the passion of bboying,now,i don't have enough money to buy the fuckchair(do i look as if i want it?!),and i'm still attempting to do the airchair,i wish,darren's Daddy,(thts god),tht i can get my airchair,by the end of iag1,thats next saturday.yessir.

im coaching,erm,life camp?yeasth like tht.haha!by iag1 ,i shall master my airchairs!but i must practise hard!so,for the whole of this week till sat,i shall put more concentration on airchairs!.haha!

AND OH YA!DARREN,EAT THIS YOU D.ONG DUDE.I DID TWO ROUNDS OF NINETEEN NINETY,YES!WITHOUT ANY HANDGLIDE CLOTH OR ANYTHING.PWN YOU BALLS DUDE.HAHA

my cousin's really cute,haha ya i know its random,but im just topic hopping,cos its so darn boring during the hols.cos i nvr see her for quitesome time,so she called me by my bro's name,haha!then later she was looking at some pics of me and my cousins and my bro,then i pointed to my bro,and said my name,then she deny,then point to me and say my name,then i say no,LOL.so i got her confused and all,then later,i point to me and say,who is this?then...SHE SAID MY BRO'S NAME LOL.seriously she's quite cute,cos when she said my bro's name,she falter falter abit,then shy here there.lol.but sometmes,she's quite irritating,like now,im using the com,and she keeps trying to grab the mouse and stuff.LOL!.'eh no!no! don touch the mouse!OI! NO.dakdjhasdaiufusdfhsdfkjfsdfbsdfyasiascn.ahahah!tsk.sorry,tht was my baby cousin for you luh,now she go away,then start playing with..err...balloons???LOL

ahhh ok i write alot alr.i wanna stop!k byekbye=D

2008-11-15T01:14:00.000-08:00

Yoh Whazzzzzzzzup,dean here yo.
LOL, yea darren hacked into my blog account,that asshole,i dunno how, but i think dean told him my account username and password,ahh well.haha!wah tht's freaking random,alright.

so today was Fuhua Secondary Open House.LOL
What a joke ahahahha!i woke up late,and went to darren's house late.then we go school together.lawls.we reach there.i go find my class,no ice cream,no xbox,RETARSM.only got one marble game thingy.hahah!and i think we closed up the fastest.LOL

so we went to school to break hoho!cos sheng said he wanted to promote bboy,and stuff,y'know,make fuhua hip and stuff,and so me and darren,the two poor dudes,were forced to break with him,in front of all the p6 midgets(LOL) and their parents!argh,so dam paiseh dam sad.my mills were unclean,my crickets failed horribly(i did 100 rounds at home before,eat this sheng)LOL.my style,lets not talk bout that.LOL.
aiya,but alls well ends well.and it did!my human flag not bad, can hold,can straight leg summore!
yay!but haisong also can.T.T.HE NVR TELL ME HE CAN!grrrr.im gonna get him to show me one of this days.haha!

ahhh oh well,today was tiring day,darren owns,my dick.sheng really pwned,my nip*l*s.LOL.THAT MAKES ME KING!

still trying to do the swimming turtle freeze anyway.pray for me!
god loves,(darren and dean!)

double D yo!
To Darren the Kungfu Chopstick:feel free to use my blog yea.!who's babo tell me!

u ask me whos babo la u ass LOL. btw this darren LOL. alrite i feel like a loser coz every1 tags dean but not me whaddafork?!!! oh ya cos its deans blog and im like an extra dude pokin into his dam blog. but who cares dude.

ya as dean said we got forced to promote bboying to the lil p6s cutie pies but i guess it wasnt very successful cos im too handsome n they got distracted with my looks.

anyway. my day was like so screwed. i almost practically break for like 6hours today?? thats like 1/4 of a day.
im dam friggin tired now. idiot sheng. keep forcing me to go break with him n stuff. n today after we finish breaking(8.30pm OMG so late) he suggested goin burger king n i was like.. ok..
then i saw the promotions and dammit the 4 patties burger said thats for ballsy peeps.. n of coz i had balls and i bought it... dam... how can i fall into their trick of buying such loser stuffs. i need open my mouth big big de. after finish eating my mouth dam tired can LOLZ.
then go home.. i tell u.. after a long day of bboying, toprocking for 1 hour and crazy footwork and windmill and halo and nonsense for 5 hours im like totally shack till die. its like u have to walk such a long journey from marina square to city hall n take mrt to clementi n take bus home. n stand all the way.

ya now im home. and im sad about the friggin flag.. that time slip down by accident n injured my forearm.. now got abit of phobia.. deanz ahead of me that asshole=D

anyway i reset your password coz i cant remember it LOL u can ask me for the pass ROFL this is stupid the owner dun have the pass. u can try guessing though i think maybe u can guess it LOLS.
ya i think thats all plz tag dean thx k bye.

2008-11-14T04:45:00.000-08:00

yoyo wazzup this is darren LOL. yo i aint bloggin on the wrong blog but on deanz blog.

haix. very nervous sia.. for tmrw.. T.T

a message to babo....
ydh2ra=D
of coz no one would know this msg but i guess babo would lolololol.

a message to cb....
i wanna say that ure so f___ up.ya and youre the worst n most evil person i have ever seen. other than deans mom.
what a --o--.

a message to dean's mom....
_|_

haix. dam sad sia.

thank you master oogway for lettin me write some stuff on ur blog LOL. =.=

2008-11-13T20:12:00.000-08:00

ahaha!this is my first blog quiz/shit/thing/whatever
have fun!=D
Q1. The person that tag/ pass me this is?
KeayHoon.=X
Q2. The relationship between him / her is?
More than best friends(she claims,and its true!)
Q3. Your five expression of her / him is?
(difficult qn)super sarcarstic,relac' one corner,quiet?,noisy also,eccentrrrric.
Q4. The most memorable he / she have done for you is ?
Being my friend.
Q5. The most memorable he & she have said to you is ?
'Screw you la!'
Q6. If he / she become your lover you will ?
Thats a good question,i don't have the answer yet. :D
Q7. If he / she become your lover, thing she/he needs to improve on ?
NOTHING.she's perrrfect alr.:D
Q8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will ?
avoid,avoid,and avoid!
Q9. If he/she becomes your enemy , the reason will be ?
thats for her to answer,haha!
Q10. The most desired thing you wanna do for him/her is ?
turn gay?LOL i fricking dunno how to answer this qn!
Q11. Your overall impression on him/her is?
She needs to feel da lurvvve!
Q12. How do you think the people around you feel for you ?
Ermm..(why the frking qns so hard one!)i know they care,but they got different way of showing it.
Q13. The characters that i love about myself are ?
being a complete moron
Q14. On the contrary , what about the characters i hate about myself ?
being a complete moron.(thts bad too!)
Q15. The most ideal person you want to be is ?
Me without the fricking mole.
Q16.For people that love, care and concern for you, you say something to them ?
Thanks dawg!you're better than my parents.=D
Q17. Pass this quiz to 10 person that you want to know they think of you, they are?
1. KeayHoon
2. Yongxiang
3. Gabbie
4. Keayhoon
5. Darren Ong
6. KhayLeng
7.Dyan
8. KhayCheng
9. Shengxue
10. Pak Hon.
Qn 18) Who is no.6 having relationship with ?
Song Yangggg
Qn 19) No.9 is a male or female?
haha!omg shengxue eat this!The answer is:I DON FRICKING KNOW!;D
Qn 20) If No.7 & No. 10 is together, will it be a good thing ?
ahhh....good for 7,absolute hell for 10!
Qn 21) What is No.2 studying about ?
Sec 4 topics?and Dota Heroes.
Qn 22) When is the last time you speak to No.3 ?
Like Now?xD
Qn 23) What kind of music band No.8 like ?
I have no Idea..=(
Qn 24) Does No.1 have any sibilings ?
One Sis,One Baby Bro.
Qn 25) Will you woo No. 3 ?
Haha!Nah!Too much gossip alr.
Qn 26) How about No. 7?
HOLY SHIT NO.he will rape me.
Qn 27) Is No.4 single?
Nope,if im updated.
Qn 28) What is the surname of No.5 ?
D.ong
Qn 29) What is the hobby of No. 10 ?
dlding non-mainstream songs frm bands like story of the yr(same ans as kh)screw you Pakhon!xD
Qn 30) Does No.5 & No. 9 get along well?
hell yes.no.5 and me suan no.9 tgt.Almost evryday
Qn 31) Where is No. 2 studying at ?
Fuhua sec
Qn 32) Talk something casually about No.1 ?
Her dog is cute!haha!she loves scolding me i have no idea why.=x
Qn 33) Have you tried developing feelings for No. 6 ?
She's attached to my friend.
Qn 34) Any idea where No.9 lives at ?
none-so-fricking-ever.
Qn 35) What colour does No.4 like ?
Haha!Oops that isnt a color.MAROON(so not mainstream)
Qn 36) Are No.5 and No. 1 good friends?
Nah.
Qn 37) Is No. 7 the sexiest person in the world ?
Hell YES.;D
Qn 38) What is No. 6 doing now ?
Most probably talking to sy.

2008-11-13T00:56:00.000-08:00

I AM FUCKING FRICKING BORED.

I WANT TO WORK.

Thats Some Dumb SHit

2008-11-12T05:45:00.000-08:00

ahhhh!.shit i think im growing old.

it was just today,that i realised i had a blog.
ya i know that sucks shit.i actually forgot about it.-.-

so like ytd i met greg and sheng and darren to bboy outside greg's dance school.
oh did i mention i met dric and mikol first?LOL
ahhh skl owns,but two breathes takes you away seriously,sehh until so tarrd.dunhill also.refresh me from skl LOL
ahh then meet sheng and greg at school bus stop,then,then shit i forgot.oh ya!we wait for 157.then darren came up along the way,and god knows how,got this big red ant in his hair.heng got some lady tell me,lawls.i flick,then i think land on someone else's head.haha!hey but do i look as if i care?=x
im sorry lo..
ahh then well,we break from 12 to around 4 plus.needed to choreo for orientation,but not sure whether now still can not.ahha!very hard to choreo,see darren so cham.then the steps all fricking confusing,i was the slowest in catching up.=x
haha!ahhh well,tired la after tht.

haha hmm well,i don feel like typing anymore.i miss my phone,i hope it's doing the same as well.=(

Retardsm's the new trend

2008-11-08T03:41:00.001-08:00

ahhhhh...moronic la this few days.

jibai.knn pussy fook toot.argh.

ok this is the story of a phone i heard gone missing forever.let me tell you the story.

a few days ago,i saw a guy,who was sitting at the bus stop.then his bus came.187.he stood up,and his phone slipped out of his pocket.and dropped into a gap between the seats and some fucking retarded impossible to reach place.see?and then the guy swore fucking loudly.and tried to get it out.his friends tried to help out as well,but they ended up getting the guy's pencil case in as well,it was quite funny also.but retarded,cos the guy had been walking for fucking long.and now this happened to him.fucked la ain't it?ahhh,then the guy came back like the next day to try and get it back with superglue,most of it went on his hands.but no matter,the phone still wouldnt come out,his dad was fucking pissed.and the next day the dad went as well to get it.he got out the pencil case,but he said he couldnt see the phone.the guy went back with the dad,but they could'nt find it as well,therefore the guy had to go home empty handed and sad. story end.

ahh now this seems like some retarded funny story to you now right?

haha!

guess what.

the guy is me.-.-
ARGH JIBAI I SERIOUSLY KAMPUA SAD ALR.NO PHONE = NO CONTACTS=NO TALK=SAD SHIIIIIIT!
HAIX.
i really no mood to post for today alr.these passt few days nvr post anything,cos is too retarded alr,i nvr even think about this fack.haix.need to work seriously.or i'll die of moron-ness.

2008-11-03T05:42:00.000-08:00

ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM THE IVORY LEG!THRUST MY HARPOON INTO THE SKY!
oh fuck that was random shit.hmm yes another day has passed thk god headstart is ending soon!shit man,i cant wait for it to end,but fuck i still can't have much freedom either.still have to ask parents whether can go anywhere,haix.i long for the day where freedom is free,for all.ah sounds wrong but who gives a shit.haha.so today,after,met audric and syahirah,then waited for songyang,and after songyang came we waited for chinlong and yeetiong.lol yeetiong that smoker.haix,audric found a bottle of dettol hand sanitizer,then we totally wasted the whole bottle,squirt evrywhere pour on yeetiong,then audric go squirt on me-.-
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i kena on my hair,LOL!you know what he tell me?sanitizer what,smells good.
ahh oh well.then later me audric songyang go find darren,ahh i was supposed to break with him today,but,nvr.shit im a guilty fagg.='(
aiya so we went to eat kfc,then we go some void deck to wait for xianqin to come to slack.so nothing do,play song.then sy start to sing like some mad faggot,then me and audric and darren join in.xianqin join in after a while LOL!fucking public!singing to our hearts content?!LOL!smack me now please!oh .i forgot to mention,sy keep singing to me on the way to kfc.arghh,...the same lyrics,the same song over and over and over again.almost go crazy.
haha!then later we keep singing,then sing until throat pain,cos we were not singing,just screaming.=)then later we bored.then start to make funny noises with our mouth and hands.LOL.sy can do some donald duck impression,audric can do some alien vs predator the alien sound.fucking scary!funny also LOL
then i did this frog croaking in my throat i think,dunno why darren xianqin audric laugh like kns!then we decided to do something worst,we say each one make the soundevry few beats.total eight beats so like i do on the first count.then so on and so forth.whaddafuck!we actually did it.then dunno why suddenly become some orgasm rapping luh!then darren suddenly snort.then sy laughoutloud say orgasm how come got pig sia!LOL
we laugh until no more energy to do anything else.so left the void deck at 545?i think.
and me dric darren were talking bout renting movies for the class chalet so
PLEASE 2I4 '07 WE GOTTA FASTER PLAN.AND ONCE WE PLAN ALR PLEASE(IM BEGGING YOU) PAY UP THE MONEY QUICK,SO WE CAN ENJOY THIS SHITS!ALRIGHTS?!
HAHA OK THATS ALL FOR NOW,ENJOY YOUR LIFES!

2008-11-01T20:37:00.000-07:00

ahahah!evryone say it with me,what remorseless emperor commands me,i longer govern my soul.=))

ahhhhh well,blogging sucks,but why am i doing it?cos i suck as well.haha!thats fucking random-.- cos i don't really know what to say now.haha ahh,changed my font size also.cos khaycheng like some auntie like that...cannot see the words.so ahma kc can see alr right?x)

ahhh i wanna talk bout something that happened yesterday.LOL its quite funny,but also i realised laisi aint that bad after all.
alright alright,so i asked audric to msg laisi that i tried to jump off the building,commit suicide,but i fail then was in hospital,cos the day before i already told her i was sitting at my house roof top(using msn?!)then she keep telling me not to jump,i ignore LOL.so yea,sfter she got the msg from dric she call my phone sia.then i shocked.LOL,so i pretended to act like my bro,and she fking believed it.ahhaha,joker laisi.then audric,play along damn well can,he told laisi he ask evryone meet at je 12 am i think(whaddafork midnight come visit?!)then haix,laisi called me again,and cos she thought i was my brother,then she say wanna come visit me,ask me where i kena admitted to.LOL,then i tell her cannot come,cos i kena warded,then in coma.ahhh,she saw through it.then she was like "deanie beanie(i dunno why she calls me that but.@.o),stop lying already la i know its you lo."then she started crying.=x

shit i panic sia!

ahhh she actually cried for me.wow.i didnt know i meant so much to someone.ahh good friend la.she cry until i also feel like crying sia!LOL!guilt destroys me.Lol.then ahhh...well,now i know she's not bad as a friend la bodoh.laisi you moron,next time don't make me feel guilty again dude!LOLits actually my fault.haha!

okok thats all for now i guess.i wanna go watch pokemon LOL.random but nice.=)

2008-10-31T07:59:00.000-07:00

hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.wahaha hey life sucks now shit man,i hate life now,it seriously bores me to the core.don really feel like blogging also,so just gonna put blogsong lyrics here,it metal/rock/whatever,so the lyrics are crazy and random.deal with it.OH ya,before that,i wanna thank darren's Daddy.yea thts God.(hey he's my father too,but darren uses it first.)ahaha!cos me and d.ong were talking bout the orientation camp and stuff,and we realised that we didnt have the details of what we supposed to perform,like the theme and all those.and then when we talking halfway,i got a message from lifeng,telling us the details.IT WAS LIKE OMG WHADDAFORK!its fking random can.all of a sudden she msg me,then gimme the details and evrything,and i wasnt even expecting her to msg me cos i don't have her number.so it's all thanks to DearGod then.=)thank You for loving me and d.ong!im a bad boy luh,but He still shows His care and concern for me.whoohoo!i think darren's churchboy aura rubbed off on me.praise God!ahaha!okok here's the lyrics.
I think that someone is trying to kill me
Infecting my blood and destroying my mind
No man of the flesh could ever stop me
The fight for this fish is a fight to the death
White whale - holy grail
What remorseless emperor commands me
I no longer govern my soul
I am completely immersed in darkness
As I turn my body away from the sun
White whale - holy grail
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail
This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye
White whale - holy grail

2008-10-30T08:28:00.000-07:00

WhooHoOHOO!ahaha!hmm i think thats like me and darren's trademark now=x
its like he does it in ahchiam's(thts his chinese teacher) lessons,and i think i do it evrywhere.i think i koped his trademark sigh.=(
hmm today is/was a bad day for me,in fact evryday is.woke up late again,went to school late again,didnt kena caught by govind(thank god),but still kena the lateslip(shit).it was like 845 plus alr,and lessons started at 8,so there was like 15 minutes to the end of the lesson.and my chinese teacher didnt allow me to go in,so i had to wait until the darn lesson end.then after that she talked to me,then i was like guilty,so i shall make an effort to come for lessons early and on time(i hope).after tht lessons was just so darn boring and no excitement.in addition there like extra class after lessons,EVRYDAY,and its all bio!tht aint good man.ahaha!and plus my phone no credit.haix.so went to kfc meet darren(nvr come school ps me)and sy and kl and dric and xianqin and jianrong and syahirah(?!),hmm yes.and after that me and dric go find mikol to do magic again.and while we were doing magic again,it felt different,like where's the kick dood.and after the rest came to meet us and mikol left to go robotics,he cuteass.send msg thank evryone for a fun time?!LOLyeap,and cos i didnt feel like doing magic again,i asked dric to stop with me,then xianqin also.so i was thinking like goodgood the more the merrier.and then we like planned to put our bag of magic at the roof of the playground,like leave all the bad shits and problems there.then dric and xq said they wanted to perform their last magic trick before stopping forever.and while they were gone me and darren decided to put the bag of magic there first.and then after that,i suddenly felt very sad.i don't know why either,but what i was thinking at that time was,yea,i quit,but do i have to ask other people to quit with me?i mean its like i don't even know whether they want to or not,and i just force them to.and that made me just quiet one corner,walk also walk slowly at the back,alone,don't talk to anyone and stuff.then when we took bus,darren sorta noticed,and he came and sit beside me cos i was sitting alone LOL.then i told him,then he seriously LOL and tell me it ain't anything to worry about.then the more i thought the more sad i became i guess,cos i also started thinking of her and like yea.then i almost cried on the bus(like whdhafork?!)like just fk i wanted to breakdown there.ahaha!the tears almost flow out alr.Oops.then me and darren missed the stop we were supposed to get down at,then we stopped at the next one,said bye to evryone.hmmm then he cuteass,see me so down,say want bring me go somewhere secret.O.oi thought he going rape me or sth sia LOL joking.then he was like shh shh to evrything,like ask me off my music off the psp.and here's the funniest part.cos we take lift to the toppest floor ma,the got the door to the stairs.then when he open the door it creaked,and he DARNED ASKED THE DOOR TO SHH.YES HE ACTUALLY ASKED THE DARN DOOR TO KEEP QUIET!HE POINTED AT THE DOOR AND WENT SHH!I WAS LIKE OMG LOLOL.joker only darren.haha and well,the place he wanted to bring me to was locked,although they broke it some time ago(it got fixed).and we went to his house outside and wait for his mom come home cos he no key,then he keep saying he needa shit.haha!so hmm he cheered me up alot la.make me watch the shaolinkongfu song,freaking funny,the way darren laugh.its contagious.=)
so ty d.ong kong!=Dgood friend.god bless him amen.
haha!so thts all for today i guess.tuition was frking long.and so is this post.slowly read k!=)

2008-10-29T03:39:00.000-07:00

Back.Fuck!i think i have bad luck with me today.thts fking screwed.firstly,in the morning,i took a risk.ask my pops give me more money.(yea im a poor kid deal with it,)and he said no.hmm tht may seem mild to you but,think bout it.4 bucks a day ain't enough for even any of us,and in addition he fucking gives it to me day by day.im like WHADDAFUCK!it like he treats me like some young kid.i tell you im gonna smash his freaking face one day.im gonna get a job(part time) and im not gonna care what the fuck the two aldults by our sides which are called parents say.screw them,i have a class chalet to pay for.i have many things to buy,im going korea in dec(fking bboy world),which means i have to savesave and save!kns 4 a day is like so darn little,its not even enough to do anything,fuck.bloody asshole.i feel like killing him now,asshole.what the fuck.im like fking angry now.just quarrelled with him while blogging LOL!fuck he doesnt allow me to work.FUCK OFF LA!HE SAID HE DIDNT OWE ME ANYTHING,SO I SAID I GO OUT EARN MYSELF,HE GET ANGRY,KNOW WHY?COS HE KNOW HE KENA PWN IN THE FKING FACE.FUCK OFF DUDE,IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO QUARREL GO GET SOME LESSONS ON HOW TO.

fuckface.he doesnt owe me anything and he wants to expect so much from me,screw off i say.

haha.hmms forget it,lets ot talk bout fucking parents(are they even my real ones?)
ahhhh shit,i don feel like blogging anymore.oh well.hmmm thats all for now.=)

2008-10-28T07:04:00.000-07:00

Just finish tuition.wa kampua sian la.my blogskin like cannot see properly.sad.im changing it soon i guess.hmmm anyway me and dyan made a pact.im supposed to go to school with a gunshot wound.haha im not sure if my hair will last that long throughout the bus ride to school anyway.haha!then cos just now in tuition dric kena taught by the teacher,then i siansian at the back listen music do nothing.LOL!good la.of course.and i think jovin bringing ear spikes?(i don't really know whats that called)to school give audric one.i also got one.ahaha happy only.hmmhmm!ok thts all for now.not that alot of people will read this blog.but well,im content.=)

this is called gunshot wound.its sort of emo/scene,but its fking nice.i know i cant make it that long,but at least i'll try.xD

2008-10-28T01:45:00.000-07:00

haha.hmmms.heyhey,argh.i feel wierd doint this blog thing.feels very very wierd.for me.ahahah! im like so darn lazy to post anything.wonder how all of you just keep blogging on and on and on and,well,you get the idea.=)

hmms anyways.i went to eileen's b'day chalet on monday.wanted to post about it after i came home,but my dad was being an ass and all,plus i had a splitting headache,i'll tell you how i got it later.haha.hmmm her chalet was not bad.i met keayhoon and greg earlier so we could go earlier(like obviously LOL).i wore some long sleeve shit and an even more gayass pants.the reason for wearing the pants?my mom.she saw me wearing skinnies,and she asked me to take them off.im like whaddafork?!why cant i wear skinnies?plus it is'nt those super thin skinnies.so i had to settle with some stupid shitass pants,cos my better pants were like in the wash.sigh.*mental note* i gotta get more shorts.=)yeap.and so we went there early,and no one was there.sigh quite boring luh.then i suddenly felt like sm*king.but since no one who sm*ked was there i just had to control myself.hmm!then later more people came,and eileen decided to play some card game,and the penalty was to drink.yes like alcohol!i was like whoohoo man holyshit can we just drink without playing?but cannot sad.hmmm and eileen's cousin took like all the vodka and poured it into one cup,then she added carlsberg.haha!haix everyone was like urgh,the concoction so bitter sia,but i was like HOLYSHIT its like a chance to drink luh.so i was like praying to God to let me lose,so i could drink.haha enthu la!so while the rest were like groaning when they kena i was like groaning when they kena,cos i didnt get to drink.then in the end.the last round me and xiqiang kena.yessss.and i helped xiqiang finish his also.whoo!but i think cos nvr drink so long already,then i got drunk.haha!my whole face was red,and i was like staggering everywhere haha!and then yeetiong and friends came.whoo finally got ciggs.then we all go smork smork.haha.but only like a few magic wands,so it finished off very fast.and later we sing song cut cake,eat cake.then more smorkers come.LOL!and we decided that we wanted to do more magic with our magic wands.then cos all no money,then i got,lawls,so i contribute to buy.ahaha!not bad.that time i was feeling abit dizzy alr,cos of the beer and vodka and magic.haha!so i gave the money to yeetiong,then i lie on the cheers floor.LOL!yes i know its dumb,but..oh well.then some cheers dude thought i fainted.that idiot haha!so we packpackpack,then smorke smorke.and then i think i smorke too much la,thats why kena the stupid headache fook.the whole trip from pasir ris to clementi was like so damn fagged can.my headache keep coming on and off.unbearable.then when i went home it was still there.so i ran my head until warm water.it improved.but still there.haix.so went to sleep.at like 12 plus i guess.hmm

then next day(thats like today)got school.late la!hmms sadded.cos i kept sleeping and sleeping.haha!funny.but my headache still around,i smell my finger.wahhhhhhh the smell of the filter like expired charcoal sia!dam toot the smell.haha!i now know not to smorke until some crazy dude.lol!after school.jinwei b'day.HAPPY B"DAY DUDE.lol.darren bake his cheesecake for jinwei,then got jiajun jianrong nicky dric sy kl daryl chinlong yeetiong jovin.yeap.and me.haha.all the peeps keep making fun of darren,like cos his aunt help him ma,so they were saying he help by putting the cake into the oven nia.lawls.then darren down there actact denydeny.haha!but it was nice.the cake.i wanna learn how to make also.bet i can make it nicer then darren's LOL

ya then they decided to go lan,i did'nt feel like going.so i went home.and now here i am.=)

my headache's still here!argh.but it went down alot alr.but its still irritating.haha!alrights i guess i've written alot down.have a fun time reading this!haha!

2008-10-26T01:38:00.000-07:00

Hey you all,=)

hmm i finally restarted a blog. i guess the last time since i posted someting on my old blog was like totally one year ago.come to think of it,i can't remember anything i wrote there anymore!haha! maybe the reason why i created this blog was like because me and darren were like looking at my old blog a few days back,and the things i posted and the pictures on it was like,damn freaking dope funny.it was like whaddafork?!i cant believe that i actually posted that shit!

so yea.here i am again.=) most probably no one will read my blog.haha i don't really mind though,its just a place for me to relive my freaking feelings.

parents are such bores.like seriously.i don't even know why they even bothered having me in the first place.do you have me just so that you can control me,have me just to feel in control cos you have someone listening to you?im telling you:fuck off bitches.do what it says on my blog.fuck outta my life!hmm thats to my parents.seriously,those who know me better know what my parents are like.assholes.my dad,for example,he said he will let me go out,just have to get good results.i was like,eff of dude,its the freaking holidays.what results you want me to get for you?fag.my mom's far worst.now im like under her control,so my father says.go away seriously,its like no one controls me except me and god.He's my true father. I'm like so sorry Lord.it says in the bible to respect and obey your parents.i just cant do it.Lord give me strength to fight back, to go out without giving a shit about them.haha,yeap thats me for you.i hate my parent's guts.they hate mine tpp,so who gives a shit.Im planning on fighting back soon.haha
alrights alrights i guess thats all for now.hope you all like give me opinions.whether im a bad child(like my dad told me,im like bad father dude) or am i doing the right thing.yes?

loves.to all.